Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
