'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
did i walk over a car last night?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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