careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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