i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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