Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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