Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
