That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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