who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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