the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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