I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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