their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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