Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
please come you make the beer taste better
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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