found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
When are your genitals available?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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