Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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