roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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