What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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