Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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