Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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