so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
