I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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