he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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