Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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