If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
