Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You can make out without kissing
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Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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