I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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