talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize
