The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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