woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The air was thick with penises
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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