some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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