Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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