I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
