Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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