I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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