He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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