I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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