Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
