He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This is my gift to your gina
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We need a shit load of segways right now
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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