Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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