So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
