you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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