So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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