I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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