Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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