found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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