I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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