He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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