I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
