I looked at my own cervix.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me