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(250): View more from British Columbia

note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.

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(614): View more from Ohio

so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

(740): View more from Ohio

i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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(+61): View more from Australia

THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.

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(714): View more from California

I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.

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(314): View more from Missouri

also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!

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(813): View more from Florida

I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!

(303): View more from Colorado

Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?

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