normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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