We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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