do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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